Weekly Tech Views 18 – Nov 14, 2015

 

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Real tech stories. Really shaky analysis.

It feels somewhat ridiculous to post this buffoonery today, given what’s happened in the world over the last 24 hours, but maybe a few minutes of harmless nonsense isn’t the worst thing.

When I Say Service Pack, You Say Party!…
A Windows 10 update has arrived, which includes improved “snap” docking of windows, colored title bars for apps, and an updated Control Panel icon. “Colored title bars? Dude, Fallout 4 is gonna have to wait!” exclaimed that one guy.

…And There Ain’t No Party Like A Browser Party!
Firefox for iOS is now available. It will bring in bookmarks, browser history, and passwords for those with a Firefox account. “I mean, seriously, what was Bethesda thinking releasing Fallout now?!”

Wii Were The Champions, My Friends
Nintendo held its Nintendo Direct event to announce coming Wii U and 3DS titles. We learned, among other things, that Legend of Zelda is coming next year and that a Wii U bundle with Super Smash Bros. and Splatoon will be available on Black Friday.

Surprisingly, there was no mention of the rumored, highly anticipated Wii U-Turn, a game allowing you to dress your Mii in the nostalgic, bygone fashions of 2006 and to relive that heady era filled with glorious hours of standing in line at Circuit City to get your hands on the most popular videogame console of its time—The Wii. U-Turn would allow you to interact with other players in line, saying things like “Really, you swing the controller just like a real tennis racket, and the player on screen does the same! Nintendo’s the best!” and “It even plays GameCube games! Nintendo’s the best!” Achievements would be earned by bribing the 17-year-old stock boy to sneak you one of the coveted consoles out the loading dock doors or selling one on ebay for triple its retail price.

There’s Only So Many “Team Betty” T-Shirts I’m Willing To Buy
Google Play Books has been updated to make comic book reading better. That’s great, as long as “better” means Archie finally chooses either Betty or Veronica. This “will they or won’t they” crap is driving me crazy.

Hey, How ‘Bout Those Red Wings?
A Detroit ISP is bringing 100 Gigabits per second service to the city’s businesses, which means when a company offers its Lions season tickets to a client via email, the extra-large middle finger emoji sent in reply will load in the blink of an eye.

What, Am I Applying For A Job Here?
Tinder now allows work and education information in your profile. Given Tinder’s reputation as an app for hook-ups rather than serious dating (as far as a happily-married man who has had absolutely no reason to have ever seen the app would know—hi honey!), and knowing the way guys think, there won’t be a text field for “Work,” just a three-choice drop-down menu of lies: Doctor, Lawyer, Professional Athlete.

On the one hand, for a one-night relationship, how many people care what the other person does for a living? But on the other, it is pretty easy to fake something cool for a couple hours. In fact, to pull off doctor, you don’t even need any medical knowledge; just repeat paperwork, Medicaid, and insurance companies a few times.

For a woman, work info is even less useful. Sure, you could widen eyes a little with Stripper, Porn Actress, or Lingerie Model (obviously, there’s no reason a woman couldn’t also claim to be a Doctor, Lawyer, or Professional Athlete, but in the Tinder universe, you go with what sells), but, frankly, you could admit to a fourth grade education that you’ve put to use in your career as an apprentice fish-gutter, but if your photo looks good… right swipe city. In fact, that profile could work in a woman’s favor, with guys thinking an uneducated fish gutter would really appreciate meeting a former NFL wide receiver who left his booming law practice to focus on brain surgery.

There Will Always Be A Place For You In The Genius Bar
With the release of the 13-inch iPad Pro, Apple CEO Tim Cook commented, “Why would you buy a PC anymore?” at which everyone in Apple’s MacBook division lifted their heads and looked quizzically at each other. Cook quickly followed with, “I said PC, guys. A Mac isn’t a PC. We’ll need you guys for… uh, forever. No worries, right?”

Whoa… They’re Circles… And Circles Have 360 Degrees…
Facebook has added 360-degree video support for iOS, and will allow advertisers to utilize the technology. Among those already making plans to take advantage are AT&T, Walt Disney World, and Ritz Crackers. This can only benefit consumers. Like I’ve always said, the problem with Ritz crackers is that traditional video advertising has never been able to adequately convey their intricate complexity and nuance–the essential “Ritziness”—of the product. Now, assuming they bring back the old “Everything’s better when it sits on a Ritz” campaign and I am able to feel like I AM ACTUALLY SITTING ON A RITZ, then I’m in, gluten be damned.

More Like Oculus Ritz, Am I Right?
Samsung’s Gear VR, developed in collaboration with Oculus Rift, will be available for purchase next week. You probably know the device by its street name, SG Virtual Ritzality.

Don’t Forget Smosh And CaptainSparklez
Luxury watchmaker Tag Heuer announced the Connected Watch, its first Android Wear watch, with a retail price of $1,500. One can only assume the long tradition of celebrity promoters like Brad Pitt, Cameron Diaz, Leonardo DeCaprio, and Uma Thurman posing with their Tag Heuers in low-key photos in fancy magazines (that are 85% ads and weigh more than your average three-year-old) will be tweaked for a new generation, and current customers are expected to stare at the pop-up ad on their favorite finance site and demand of their assistants, “Who is this? PewDiePie? What the hell is a PewDiePie and why is it wearing my watch?”

Plus, It Leaves More Time For Virtual Reality Ritz Ads
The pay TV industry lost 350,000 subscribers during the last quarter, nearly all cancellations coming the day after another season of Real Housewives of New Jersey was confirmed, and innocent TV viewers who had accidentally seen a few seconds of the last season while channel surfing said, “Never again.”

Thanks, as always, for coming by. I’m off to satisfy my sudden urge for some round, buttery, wheat crackers.

Mike Range
@MovieLeagueMike

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DTNS 2624 – Privacy for Dummies by Snowden

Logo by Mustafa Anabtawi thepolarcat.comIs it possible to reclaim your privacy? Darren Kitchen and Tom Merritt look at privacy protection picks from Edward Snowden and add a couple of their own.

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DTNS 2623 – iPad Pros and Cons

Logo by Mustafa Anabtawi thepolarcat.comThe iPad Pro is big in size and price. Tom Merritt talks with Allison Sheridan and Lamarr Wilson about whether its worth the price. And could you seriously replace a PC with it?

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PIDASW Ep. 02 – Attack of the Clones

RYANsPIDASWThe second episode of “Pretend I’m Dumb About Star Wars” Wherein rocket guy fights for the clones and green guy proves himself worthy of remembering his name. It’s Tom Merritt’s attempt to forget everything he knows about the Star Wars universe and embrace the story in episodic order.

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DTNS 2622 – All This And The Smurfs 2

Logo by Mustafa Anabtawi thepolarcat.comAre optical discs set for a resurgence? Sony announced their first set of 4K Blu-rays and Tom Merritt and Scott Johnson discuss what this means for physical media.

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It’s Spoilerin’ Time 95

Winter Movie Draft, The Walking Dead (601 & 602), Fargo (204), The Leftovers (206), The Shield (713)

01:19 – Winter Movie Draft

06:18 – The Walking Dead (601 & 602)

16:54 – Fargo (204)

25:17 – The Leftovers (206)

33:49 – The Shield (713)

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DTNS 2621 – Under WordPressure

Logo by Mustafa Anabtawi thepolarcat.com25% of the web runs on WordPress according to one estimate. Patrick Beja and Tom Merritt talk about what that means for the Web, open source, and more.

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Cordkillers 95 – Too Much TV

Should TV networks hold back content from Netflix? Netflix says there’s not enough TV. Time Warner wants to reduce commercials.

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CordKillers: 95 – Too Much TV
Recorded: November 9, 2015
Guest: Lamarr Wilson

Intro Video

Primary Target

  • TV Studios Plan to Cut Back on Netflix, Digital Subscription Sales
  • Time Warner Says It Will Hold Back Shows From Netflix, Other SVOD
  • Time Warner plans to win back cord cutters by showing fewer ads
    – Peter Kafka at ReCode reports TV execs signaling they will stoff selling best stuff to digital services, netflix in particular
    – 21st Century Fox CEO James Murdoch September changing “business rules”
    – Time Warner CEO Jeff Bewkes: “[undercut] yourself by having somebody else pay a fraction of the cost and create a better inventory on the various shows you yourself invented.”
    — Also said may retain rights longer delay/forego licensing
    – Discovery CEO David Zaslav: “It’s just not rational that all of us in the content business sold our content to a distributor and have allowed that distributor to gain so much share and offer it without our brands.”
    — May make them ONLY available on cable VOD “Tv Everywhere”
    – Another reason CBS ALL Access got Star Trek
    – Netflix to shareholders last month: “Some studios will choose to license content to SVOD services like Hulu, Amazon – –  – Prime Instant Video and Netflix. Others may not,”
    – Netflix point out show’s creators/producers want to make sure the show has been maximizing money
    – Time Warner networks will cut down commercial inventory
    – HBO, movies and games all strong
    – Turner revenue declined
    – will reduce ad load starting with younger-skewing nets like TruTV
    – From 18-19 minutes all the way to 10-11 per hour
    – Said would have little to no impact on revenue

Signal Intelligence

  • Netflix CEO: Actually, There’s “Not Nearly Enough” TV
  • Netflix’s short episodes helps parents negotiate kids’ bedtime
  • Netflix will produce original Bollywood and anime programs
    – FX CEO John Landgraf over the summer: “simply too much television.”
    – At NYTImes DealBook conf last week Reed Hastings: “He’s wrong. There’s not nearly enough.”
    – Consumer spending on entertainment, which he said has been “growing faster than disposable income for decades.”
    – “We need to go beyond the normal spectrum to get quality,” he said. “I’m hopeful that over time we can make a great Bollywood show, that we can make a great anime show.”
    – Hastings said TV Everywhere that brings network content to multiple devices is what he’s always been “most scared of”
    “The big system has to figure out TV everywhere.”
    – Netflix Notes: Dinotrux 5 Minute Favorites series features three short episodes based on Dreamworks’ popular Netflix show, that give kids their final fix of TV for the day in a small dose before bed.

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Front Lines

  • Sony’s PlayStation Vue picks up ESPN, Disney, and ABC in huge content deal
    – Disney announced a deal bringing ESPN, the Disney Channel, ABC, and ABC Family to the PlayStation Vue service. All ESPN-related channels will be included. Local ABC affiliates may opt in as well for live programming. No word on when or if it will add to the $50 a month price.
  • Fox Shows On Hulu Will Offer Reduced, Only 30-Second-Long Ad Option
    – Hulu subscribers on tiers that still see ads can choose to have an interactive ad that gets rid of ad breaks in exchange for interacting with one 30-second ad. The ad comes at the beginning but can also be chosen during the first ad break or when the user presses pause. These engagement ads are more expensive than traditional ads and will only be available on current season shows when an advertiser has bought one. They are launching on Web and mobile but will eventually be on all Hulu apps.
  • Vice’s cable channel, Viceland, will launch February 2016
    – Our emailer from last week was right. Vice and A&E announced they will launch the channel Viceland in February 2016. Spike Jonze oversees Gaycation with Ellen Page and Portraits with Marc Maron, as well as versions of its YouTube shows. No waiting period between Web and TV for shows either. It will replace H2 on lineups. 
  • NewsON Brings Your Local News Stations To iOS, Android And Roku
    – NewsOn has launched offering local news for subscribers on iOS, Android, and Roku. Backed by TV stations it will offer local news coverage from 118 stations in 90 markets which NewsON says is about 75% of the US.
  • Tidal has decided to get into original TV shows
    – Music service Tidal will now offer some original TV shows. No Small Talk is a half-hour stand-up comedy show, comprised of five episodes and hosted by Cipha Sounds which premiered November 3rd. And the second season of YouTube series Money & Violence, which is about a group of criminals living in Brooklyn, created by and starring Moise Verneau. That one is on Tidal for a week exclusvie before coming to YouTube.
  • Jon Stewart has signed a four-year contract with HBO
    – HBO announced that Jon Stewart has signed a four-year production deal to focus on short-form digital content meant for HBO Go and HBO Now, with the possibility of making other film and TV programs. Stewart’s job will be to “view current events through his unique prism.” 

Under Surveillance

Dispatches from the Front

Hi guys,
Coming from a lifelong Trek fan, I understand why the internet exploded over CBS’s decision to bury the new series behind a paywall. I also see CBS’s side, they are taking a huge risk with what will likely be a cast of unknowns, a huge f/x budget and a hard sell to top advertisers.
No matter how good the pilot is, though, I won’t be subscribing to All Access. Not because CBS shouldn’t do what they did, they have every right, but because they don’t offer any other programming that interests me right now. I already own everything Star Trek that I like so I really have no need for the back catalog. I’m only moderately interested in Supergirl (which is also All Access only online) as it’s clearly targeted at a female audience and the whole Kryptonian on TV thing has been done to death.
I do want to watch the series, so I am going to take the Netflix approach. As Tom so eloquently stated, you can subscribe and unsubscribe to these services at will. When the first season is complete, I’ll join All Access for a month and binge watch the whole thing in a weekend. Problem solved and no internet cursing!
Of course, it will end up being really good, or during that month I’ll find something there that I’ll have to watch and I’ll end up subscribing long-term. Then all the CBS executives will hold their pinky up to their mouth and laugh that evil laugh. Those bastards.

Paul

 

 

 

I’m a huge Star Trek fan. Not go to conventions and dress up huge, but otherwise yeah. I have no problem paying for CBS All Access to get Star Trek. And it would have be horrible past the second season for me to stop watching. Every Star Trek series is notorious for having a slow first couple of seasons (well except for TOS). Plus, if ST fans don’t show their support, we could lose out on future properties!

Live Long & Prosper
Tom

 

 

 

New TV shows need to hit a critical mass before they attain true popularity.  Putting the first season of any TV show behind a paywall that hardly anyone is using yet, is a huge mistake.  Even a brand as big as Star Trek can flounder with such a definitive barrier. 

Yes, Trek fans will be happy to pay and CBS will gain subscribers, but will it be enough?  CBS has a track record of cancelling shows in their first or second season if the views are low.  Everything from the original Flash TV show to The Crazy Ones to Extant.  Will they give Star Trek a chance if too few subscribe?

What about those that decide to wait for the season to end, and binge watch the whole thing in one month and cancel?  Star Trek does not seem like a property that should be used as a test in this way – it has been off the air for too long and has too much to prove.

In the end I believe this experiment will fail even if the show is actually good, as we will once again have to wait another decade for more Star Trek on the small screen.  After all, it was the CBS acquisition of Paramount studios in 2005 that finally spelled the end for Enterprise.”

Paul

 

 

 

Star Trek will have to be as good as Star Wars makes the audience feel. If SW doesn’t live up to the hype, there is no hope for ST. Because of the timeline, ST will be a television complement to the massive SW movies, sort of like a pacifier in between the bottle. At this point, we don’t know if the audience viewing ST will be on an intergalactic high or going through space fatigue.

On another note, Childhood’s End is coming up in December which is not soon enough me. I think it was Brian that mentioned how much he loved the book and that convinced me to read it. I loved it enough to seek out my own copy at a local free bookstore (1960 edition). Thanks!

And thank you both for all the hard work you do.

Abry 

 

 

 

Hi guys,

I’ll put my vote in for not reading Preacher. I read it, and while I didn’t dislike it, it was hardly my favorite book. Not anywhere near my top 10 or even top 20.

It feels oddly dated. When I read it, I assumed it was made in the 80’s because of the art style, but was surprised to find that it came out from 95-00. I guess my other problem is that it’s a Garth Ennis book, and while I don’t mind violence he seems to relish in it and write for it. He seems to like the shock value.

Anyway, there’s more I could say, but it’s not really worth it. I say skip it and read something by Brian K Vaughn instead. Can’t ever go wrong with that 🙂

Matt

 

 

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